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i don’t want to grow weed so i can make a profit off of it. i want to grow weed so i can finally stop paying other people for plants that could literally grow in my backyard.

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

quacklemore:

what if someones name was gurt and to say hi you would say “yo gurt”

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH