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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

bulldogeyes:

my most sensual fantasy? we’re sick bros best friends and everything is just tight and cool and nothing bad ever happens to either of us or between us.

takeoffwhodie:

Me trying to open any plastic package: “how in the..gotdam…”

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”